HAVING A GOOD TIME!!!

I drove into holding this morning around noon. I sat across from these drivers no one was moving. But they still kept the faith, I have to give them that. I recall working one morning in Jacksonville a lot of years ago, maybe 12 or so. In many respects, big city drunks have t easy over their blotto backwoods brfethren. There's no need to blow a sizable portion of your paycheck--the remainder of what's left in the jukebox of a local bar--on a cab fare into the hinterlllands, if cabs even service those back roads at all. Keep in mind, this is before Jacksonville got really big. At least your able to stumble home if you rememeber such details as your address ( which you distinctly recall scribbling on a napkin and shoving it into a stranger's purse.
) or that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line you cannot walk. As a last resort there is the program called Alert Cab. So we have a nice sober cab driver who comes and is going to take you home. Wow the bar is even going to pay the fare, so said drunk should be happy. Nope not a chance he want to give the cabby a hard time at which time I pulled to the side of the road on I-10 and kicked his drunk ass out. Can I legally do that, hell I don't know but I did. What is a one word defination for marriage. Ans: SENTENCE Be careful out there. UC Larry 157