A little humour

But first to the person who said something about idiot, but didn't have the nerve to leave a name. I was going to publish it but I hit the reject button by mistake. If you want me to publish your dumb statement, send it again, I doubt that you will. Most people who don't want to be known send stuff without a name.
Now for the humour.
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects
his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.

For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The
husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in
bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at
the cabby and says, 'What would you do?'

The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his butt with that blanket before he catches a
cold.