all in fun

In was the first day of school in Tampa, Florida. A new student named Suzuki, the son of a businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The first day of school the teacher said "le's begin by reviewing some American history." Who said give me liberty or give me death? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki who had his hand raised. Patrick Henry, 1775, he said.
"Very good! Who said Government of thre people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish form the earth"
Again no response, except for Suzuki,"Abraham Lincoln, 1863. The teacher snapped at the class, you should be ashamed, Suzuki who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.

She heard a loud whisper, " Fu$k the Japs" Who said that she demanded, Suzuki stood up and said "Lee Iacocca, 1982'"

At this point, a student in the back said "I am going to puke." The teacher stares at the class now "who said that?" Again Suziki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.

Now furious, another student yells, "s%ck this, Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, Bill Clinton, 1997.

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "you little s&it, if you say anything else, I'll kill you. "Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, Gary Condit to Chandra levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said. "Oh sh*t, were f*cked now!" and Suzuki said, "The Taliban, 2001.
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